Hi, my name is Louren :)

krystalrneth:

I think it’s so sweet when people remember lil things about me but I feel like such a creep when I remember things about people

(Source: foodtrucker, via theonqreyjoy)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via ayewatup)


slightlyoffcolour:

redvinesandbroadway:

my sister is really into science research and her best friend asked her to prom with a science fair board 

fuckin nerds I love this.

(via chanamo)

koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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(via himynameisjrab)

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: ughadler, via himynameisjrab)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN

I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

(Source: and-i-swear-we-are-infinite, via himynameisjrab)


sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: buckaroobarnes, via oh-no-carol)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via himynameisjrab)

luaren:

every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via oh-no-carol)

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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Forever and ever is a very long time, Pooh

Forever and ever is a very long time, Pooh

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